Chocolate Part 3 (90+)

Chocolate Sayings
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  1. One of life's mysteries is how a two-pound box of candy can make a person gain five pounds.
  2. Other things are edible, but chocolate is chocolate.
  3. Out of sight out of mind applies to chocolate.... When their out of my sight, I'm out of my mind.
  4. Please Dear God, Don't let my chocolate go to waist!
  5. Problem: How do you get two pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car? Solution: Eat it in the parking lot.
  6. Promise me anything, but give me chocolate.
  7. Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way at least you will get one thing done.
  8. Put a smile on your face, make the world a better place. --Hershey's Chocolate
  9. Q. How many calories are there in a piece of chocolate?  A. Who cares?
  10. Q:  Is there life without chocolate? A:  We don't know.  No one dared to attempt it yet.
  11. Question: Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous? Answer: Because no one wants to quit.
  12. Rationally chocolate is healthy. The rationalization:  Chocolate is derived from cacao beans and beans are vegetables. Sugar is derived from either sugar cane or sugar beets, which are plants, placing them in the vegetable category.  Thus chocolate is a vegetable. To go one step further, chocolate candy bars also contain milk, which is a dairy product.  All in all, chocolate candy bars are a real health food!
  13. Research tells us fourteen out of any ten individuals like chocolate.
  14. Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are.
  15. S.O.S. Need chocolate!!
  16. Save Earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.
  17. Seven days without chocolate makes one weak.
  18. Simply put... everyone has a price, mine is chocolate!
  19. Sisters and chocolate make life bearable.
  20. Sisters share laughter, tears and lots of chocolate.
  21. Smother me with hugs, then feed me chocolate!
  22. So much chocolate. So little time!
  23. Some days you get the candy bar, some days you get the wrapper.
  24. Some things are worth the weight. Chocolate, bonbons, truffles and fudge to name a few.
  25. Some things in life are better rich. . . coffee, chocolate, men.  (Coffee.... Chocolate.... Men....  Some things are just better when they're rich!)
  26. Store your chocolate on top of the refrigerator. Calories are afraid of heights and will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.
  27. Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands and then eat just one of the pieces.  -- Judith Viorst
  28. Stress wouldn’t be so difficult if it came chocolate covered.
  29. Stressed is desserts spelled backwards.  Chocolate spelled backwards is etalocohc.  Isn't that Latin for heavenly?
  30. Studies show that nine out of ten people like chocolate.  It also proves that there's a liar in every bunch.
  31. Ten best ways to relieve stress:  1. Eat a handful of chocolate.  2. Repeat 9 times.
  32. Ten excuses for eating chocolate:  1) I love it!  2) I love it!  3) I love it!  4) I love it!  5) I love it!  6) I love it!  7) I love it!  8) I love it!  9) I love it!  10) I love it!   On the other hand, who needs an excuse??
  33. The 12-Step Chocoholics Anonymous Program:  Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate!
  34. The best over-the-counter prescription to perk you up is chocolate.
  35. The best things in life are chocolate.
  36. The best way to end the day could only be the chocolate way.
  37. The calories in white chocolate are negative and cancel out the positive calories in dark chocolate.
  38. The first thing I remember that liked me back was chocolate!
  39. The four food groups: Brownies, Chocolate Cake, Fudge, Diet Coke
  40. The Four Food Groups:  Fast, frozen, instant and chocolate.
  41. The future is uncertain.  Eat your chocolate first.
  42. The key to my heart is chocolate.
  43. The preservatives in chocolate will make you look younger.
  44. The superiority of chocolate, both for health and nourishment, will soon give it the same preference over tea and coffee in America which it has in Spain. --Thomas Jefferson
  45. The two major food groups:   A) The foods that you put cheese on.  B) The remaining foods that you put chocolate on.
  46. The way to a woman's heart is through a box of chocolates.
  47. The world would be a better place if everyone was as sweet as chocolate.
  48. The worst chocolate beats the best fruit salad.
  49. There are four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles.
  50. There are thousands of different kinds of chocolate candies.  Until you've tried them all you can't be sure of your favorite!
  51. There are two food groups: Chocolate and fruit. And if it is fruit, it should be dipped in chocolate.
  52. There is no Chocolate's Anonymous because no one wants to quit.
  53. There’s more to life than chocolate, but not right now.
  54. There's more to life than chocolate or so they'll have you believe.
  55. There's never a wrong time for chocolate.
  56. There's no chocolate in hell.  That's why it's called hell.
  57. There's no metaphysics on earth like chocolates.
  58. There's no such thing as too much chocolate.
  59. There's nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with chocolate.
  60. There's nothing sweeter than chocolate..... except you!
  61. There's nothing wrong with me that a little chocolate won't fix or cure!
  62. Things are bad. Send chocolate!
  63. This Body Is a Temple; Chocolate Worshipped Daily
  64. Those calorie-free sweets taste great dipped in chocolate!
  65. Those who say "Nothing tastes as good as thin feels" haven't tasted real chocolate!
  66. Tickle me with chocolates!
  67. To have one’s diet defeated by chocolate is a delectable defeat.
  68. Warning! Chocoholic in Residence.
  69. Warning! I have PMS and I'm all out of chocolate!
  70. What came first, woman or the chocolate bar?
  71. What is the meaning of life?  All evidence to date points to chocolate.
  72. What kind of candy is never on time?  Chocolate!
  73. What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. -- Katharine Hepburn
  74. When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate.
  75. When feeling down, just imagine that you're sitting in a glass filled with bonbons and a cute marshmallow is holding your hand.
  76. When in doubt smother it in chocolate.
  77. When life gets you down and nothing is going right, you always have a friend ... in chocolate.
  78. When life is full of ups and downs, Mom always makes sure there's chocolate around!
  79. When my time is up, let it be death by chocolate.
  80. When no one is there, you can always count on chocolate!
  81. When no one understand you, chocolate is there.
  82. When the going gets tough, the tough get chocolate.
  83. When you count your blessings you can always count on chocolate.
  84. Who says chocolate isn't a food group!!
  85. Will do anything for chocolate!
  86. Will work for chocolate, or fudge, or bonbons or....
  87. Witch way to the chocolate? (with picture of a witch)
  88. Yield not to temptation unless it it chocolate.
  89. You are some bunny special. (Put with a chocolate bunny)
  90. You can tell when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies when you find M&M shells all over the floor.
  91. You should always know your limits so keep eating chocolate until you find your own personal ceiling.
  92. You will never see a new and improved sign on chocolate candy.  There's no way to make it better.
  93. You will only pass this way once, so grab the chocolate before the next guy does.
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