Chocolate Part 2 (90+)

Chocolate Sayings
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Part Two of Three
Part One
Part Three

  1. Forget the fruitcake, give me chocolate.
  2. Forget the golden goose... give me one that lays chocolate!
  3. Friends and chocolate make life bearable.
  4. Friends are the chocolate chips of life.
  5. Give me chocolate or give me death, for to live without chocolate is not living!
  6. God gave the angels wings, and He gave us chocolate.
  7. God sends no stress that prayer and chocolate cannot handle!
  8. Good friends share their chocolate chip cookies.
  9. Hand over the chocolate and no one gets hurt.
  10. He who hesitates gets stuck with the brown M & M's.
  11. Hear about the donut that went to the dentist?  He wanted a chocolate filling!
  12. Hi, my name is (state your name), and I am addicted to chocolate. I think about chocolate always, except when I am asleep and then I dream about chocolate.
  13. I abide by the theory that chocolate slows down the aging process.... It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance?
  14. I always get my just desserts... chocolate!
  15. I am a woman of many moods, and they all require chocolate.
  16. I am not overweight.  I'm just chocolate-enriched.
  17. I ate enough Death by Chocolate to put me in critical condition.
  18. I don't drown my sorrows; I suffocate them with chocolate chip cookies!
  19. I eat anything as long as it is chocolate.
  20. I love you as much as chocolate itself!
  21. I must be allergic to chocolate.  It breaks me out in fat, but at least it doesn't hurt!
  22. I never met a chocolate I didn't like.
  23. I only eat chocolate for you, so there will be more of me to love.
  24. I speak seven languages:  Quiche, lasagne, chocolate, enchilada, sushi, chow mien and moussaka.
  25. I want it all and I want it smothered in whipped cream and chocolate!
  26. I want to be thin, but not as much as I want chocolate!
  27. I want you, happiness and chocolate....but not necessarily in that order.
  28. I'd give up chocolate, but I'm no quitter.
  29. I will... for chocolate.
  30. If at first you don't succeed, have a chocolate!
  31. If God had meant us to be thin, He would NOT have created chocolate.
  32. If I appear to be disoriented, please administer chocolate immediately.
  33. If I had a chocolate every time I thought of you, I'd have a butt the size of Texas!
  34. If it's chocolate, it's sending out messages for me to eat it.
  35. If life is a box of chocolates, I want the cherry-filled!
  36. If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose.
  37. If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control-top pantyhose and an entire garment industry would be out of business.
  38. If people concentrated on the really important stuff in life, there'd be a shortage of chocolate.
  39. If the world was fair, a VCR would program itself, chocolate would not be fattening and men would give birth to babies.
  40. If there is no chocolate in heaven, I'm not going!
  41. If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, it may be a sign of a deeper problem.
  42. If you eat chocolate in the forest and no man sees, do the calories count?
  43. If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.
  44. If you have chocolate on your breath, more people are apt to listen to you.
  45. I'm a chocoholic!
  46. I'm a Chocoholic's Anonymous drop out.
  47. I'm choconiverous.  I love chocolate bunnies!
  48. I'm going on a starvation diet. No chocolate for 24 hours!
  49. I'm sending Hershey hugs & Snicker smiles your way.
  50. In case of emergency, administer chocolate!
  51. In heaven, chocolate has no calories and is served as the main course.
  52. In the beginning there was the word, and the word was chocolate and it was good. Confec. 1.5 oz. 340 cal.
  53. In the beginning, the Lord created chocolate, and he saw that it was good. Then he separated the light from the dark, and it was better.
  54. In the cookies of life, friends are the chocolate chips.
  55. Inside many of us is a thin person screaming and struggling to get out, but she can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate.
  56. It's never too early or too late for chocolate.
  57. It's not smart to come between a woman and her chocolate.
  58. It's not that chocolates are a substitute for love. Love is a substitute for chocolate. Chocolate is, let's face it, far more reliable than a man. --Miranda Ingram
  59. Just call me a cocoa nut.
  60. Las cosas claras y el chocolate espeso. (Ideas should be clear and chocolate thick.) --Spanish proverb
  61. Laughter is good for you, so have a Snickers bar.
  62. Let it be known that you like chocolate or you may get fruit baskets!
  63. Life is like a box of chocolates. . . full of nuts.
  64. Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get.  -- Forrest Gump (Tom Hanks)
  65. Life is uncertain - have chocolate for breakfast.
  66. Life without chocolate is like a beach without water.
  67. Life without chocolate is no life at all.
  68. Life would be so desolate without any chocolate!
  69. Life, Liberty and the pursuit of chocolate.
  70. Lose yourself in chocothoughts!
  71. Love may come and go but chocolate is forever.
  72. Make chocolate, not war.
  73. Make mine chocolate!
  74. Man cannot live by chocolate alone, but it is fun trying.
  75. Man cannot live by chocolate alone, but woman can.
  76. May all my words be covered with chocolate in case I ever need to eat them.
  77. May all your kisses be chocolate!
  78. May your basket be full of blessings and your tummy full of chocolate.
  79. Men are like a box of chocolates. You never know when you’re going to get a nut.
  80. Merry Chocomas!
  81. Milk chocolate is a dairy product.
  82. Money can't buy love, but it can buy chocolate.
  83. Money may make the world go round, but chocolate makes it worthwhile!
  84. Money may talk, but chocolate sings!
  85. My first kiss was still the best.  It was chocolate!
  86. My sport is diving... diving into chocolates.
  87. No chocolate dessert is too pretty to eat.
  88. Nobody knows the truffles I've seen!
  89. Nothing chocolate... nothing gained.
  90. Nuts just take up space where chocolate ought to be.
  91. Okra isn't so bad if you just smother it in chocolate.
  92. One never outgrows the need for chocolate.
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