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Broom Parking Ticket
Print ticket here and attach to a broom. Lean the broom against the house or a tree outside or against a wall inside. Leave by the door for trick or treaters to enjoy.
You are hereby ordered to appear in Transylvania Municipal Court at midnight of the next full moon on the following charge:
ILLEGAL PARKING IN A NO BROOM ZONE
Failure to appear may result in suspension of flying privileges and/or a sentence of two to four years in the dungeon.
Jack O. Lantern,