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POEMS FOR RED HAT SOCIETY TOILET PAPER

Postby krafteekaren » Thu Aug 19, 2004 2:09 pm

Date Posted: 09:02:38 08/02/04 Mon
Author: katieangelamber
Subject: Red Hat Society Toilet Paper

I'm not sure if Red Hat Society TP was done before or not but I decided to have some fun. Here are 3 little ditties:

(1)
As the Queen sits on her throne
And ponders matters of state
May she use this Royal TP
To wipe away everything she ate!
©katieangelamber 2004

(2)
As the queen sits upon her throne
Pondering her latest caper
Guess what she's using?
A roll of Royal Toilet Paper!
©katieangelamber 2004

(3)
As the Queen sits upon her throne
And ponders life as a whole
Take pride and joy in knowing
She's using this Royal TP Roll!
©katieangelamber 2004

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[> Re: Red Hat Society Toilet Paper -- katieangelamber, 09:13:54 08/02/04 Mon [1]

To decorate the roll of TP just wrap it up in purple paper with embelishments to make it look royal. You could also crochet a little red hat to put on top of it. It would make a cute gag gift. katieangelamber

[> Re: Red Hat Society Toilet Paper -- kritterno1, 09:55:49 08/02/04 Mon [1]
Use quilted northern--the ads used to show a queen quilting the paper.

[> Re: Red Hat Society Toilet Paper -- Charlene, 16:18:43 08/02/04 Mon [1]
Go to Burger King and ask for the kid's Crown's and use that on the TP for a crown....you could make a pattern from the crown and make your own!!

[> Re: Red Hat Society Toilet Paper -- katieangelamber, 09:50:52 08/03/04 Tue [1]

Here is another little ditty:
When you want top quality
And price is not a issue
Look for the royal purple
And know it's Red Hat Society Tissue!
©katieangelamber 2004
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More Red Hat TP Poems

Date Posted: 00:14:53 09/06/04 Mon
Author: Candy
Subject: Red hat tp poem needed

Hello,
Can anyone come up with a red hat poem for the TP that doesn't mention queen? There are some really good ones on the archives, but all of them mention queen. Preferably about 4 to 6 lines.
Thanks so much,
Candy

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[> Re: Red hat tp poem needed -- kelli, 21:32:58 09/06/04 Mon [1]

It's a special roll of paper
And I think it's only fair
It's for a Red Hat lady
To clean her derriere!
©2004 Kelli Williams

This roll is designated
As a Red Hat lady's own,
And meant to be enjoyed
When she's sitting on the throne!
©2004 Kelli Williams

[> Re: Red hat tp poem needed -- Candy, 22:56:52 09/06/04 Mon [1]

Thank you so much, you all went way beyond the call........ They are so great!!!! I think I will use them all!!!!!!!!!!!
I was laughing so hard, DH, who usually ignores me completely til he wants something, wanted to know what was so funny. I told him, but he didn't get it.
Love to all, and thanks,
Candy

[> Re: Red hat tp poem needed -- kritterno1, 00:33:42 09/06/04 Mon [1]

For the red hatter with class
This is perfect for wiping her ass
Not too soft or too rough
It's just enough
In her powder room to keep
In order to make a clean sweep

Yes, I know this is bad.

[> Re: Red hat tp poem needed -- katieangelamber, 00:35:14 09/06/04 Mon [1]

When you make a royal mess
And you want the very best
This TP is the one for you
To clean your rear when you POOPOO!
katieangelamber © 2004

If you want the very best
To cleanup all that royal mess
Soft and strong but tender too
Red Hat TP is the one for you!
katieangelamber © 2004

If you want the very best
For when you make a royal mess
Soft and strong and stylish too
Red Hat Tp is just right for you!
katieangelamber © 2004
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Postby crafterwannabe » Thu Sep 14, 2006 2:10 am

Red Hat TP Poem

Date Posted: 21:28:20 09/01/06 Fri
Author: chrsitine
Subject: need toilet paper label

Hi
I need a poem and grapic for the red hat toilet paper saying. I'am making basket for aging service they're going
to have a red hat lunch. I would like to make a basket for
them to ruffle off.thank you

[> Re: need toilet paper label -- jacksmum, 05:43:42 09/03/06 Sun [1]

Even Red Hatters
really have to go
so use this paper
and get with the flow
©Sue Pitchfork
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Re: POEMS FOR RED HAT SOCIETY TOILET PAPER

Postby crafterwannabe » Thu Nov 14, 2013 3:50 am

Date Posted: 19:50:32 07/31/13 Wed
Author: Rosemary
Subject: need a poem or saying for a red hat luncheon

Hi Ladies, Once again I am asking for help for a saying for a roll of TP I am having the red hats ladies come wearing clothes from a thrift store no more then $8.29 as I am having it on Aug 29 would like to get a roll of TP as a favor can someone please help with a poem or a little sayings the name of my group is Red Roses of Tuckerton NJ Thank You, Rosemary

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[> Re: need a poem or saying for a red hat luncheon -- Caboobie, 11:41:17 08/03/13 Sat [1]

Hope this helps, feel free to tweak it

The Red Roses of Tuckerton NJ
Have arrived here looking swell
They've spent $8.29 so wisely
Look carefully, can't you tell
The outfits they are wearing
Although thrift store bought as you will see
Are really rather special
Winning each a small roll of TP
©2013 Yvonne Lowther
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